QuinnellSpeak

A handy online dictionary of all things QuinnellSpeak!

  • Are you?: the only proper response to a big philosophical statement or declaration about who someone is or what they are doing when you have nothing else to say about it
  • The Banana Stand: apartment of KQ, Sarah C, Erin and formerly Ashley J in DC, the center of our shenanigans
  • Bird's: a favorite Tallahassee karaoke spot when the DJ wasn't sexist
  • Black: a word that, when said by a white person, is always racist
  • Bleeth: 1) the female version of a douchebag, not as bad, but not good, 2) one of the female archetypes
  • Blue: Blue Monday, the best place to dance, duh
  • Bomb Shelter: a bar in Tallahassee that is not named the Bomb Shelter, a karaoke favorite
  • Boody-but nut: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't
  • Buckwheat Husk: The greatest hitter in baseball history
  • Butternut: a young child
  • Clee: Carlin Quinnell
  • Crocky: something that just isn't right
  • Does a bear take a pope in the woods: I've never said this before, I'm just seeing if you're paying attention
  • Douchebag, douche: the worst kind of male, joins a frat, likes Journey, wears Axe, probably a date rapist, writer of "Blurred Lines"
  • Festivus: a present-giving holiday prior to Christmas every year, (see: Seinfeld)
  • Fifi: a cat or small furry creature
  • Flamelca: 1) an all-purpose word that can mean anything, like "smurf", 2) Anything for which you can't think of the name
  • Freak: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't
  • Fruit bat: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't
  • Fruit bat potato monkey elephant head: this one seems pretty obvious, right?
  • Fucking fwee (or fucking schmoo, etc.): a confirmation that the object of the statement (the fwee, schmoo, etc.) just said said something cool, funny, sexy, etc.
  • Fucky: a cat or small furry creature
  • Fwee (also le fwee): 1) one of the female archetypes, 2) a woman possessing one or more of the following qualities: cute, short, tiny, small, bouncy, sings a lot, funny, bubbly, perky, alternative, into anime, has tattoos and/or piercings, creates art, 3) any small furry animal, 4) the smaller version of anything, such that it is cute (i.e. a fun-size Snickers would be a fwee Snickers), 5) Sarah C, 6) KQ (yes, this is a paradox) Origin: Prehistoric Spongebob word for fire + the French word for fruit
  • Fwah (also le fwah): 1) The past tense of fwee, 2) the French version of fwee
  • The Game: a hand-created trivia/party game MC'd by KQ
  • The Gang: KQ, Ashley J, Nix, Sara C, Nathan T, Nicole R; associate members: Adriana, Rob; DC members: Jeremy, Paula
  • Gargamel: the sound you make after taking a shot of nasty-tasting alcohol
  • Get it: to have sexual contact of some sort
  • Gig: 1) A negative thing, like a demerit, 2) a positive thing, like a non-demerit (i.e., Gig for fwee!)
  • Hillary: someone not named Hillary
  • Homophobic: something that is not homophobic
  • Houseoke: karaoke sung at home, but using the microphone, generally only with the roommates
  • I blame Obama: a standard reply for anything that goes wrong that couldn't possibly have been caused by the president, following the precedent set by Republicans, who blame Obama for everything
  • I like paper: an obvious statement of ultimate truth, used as a response to anything that is so incredibly true that it doesn't need to be said (a viable alternative would be "I like mountains")
  • Infatuated: means you like someone
  • Je ne fwah pas: don't do that, fwee
  • Julie's: defunct bar that was the root of all karaoke; home of Roger and Stelios
  • Karaoke: the be-all, end-all of life
  • Kelly Clarkson!: an exclamation of surprise or exasperation (see: 40 Year Old Virgin)
  • Kid's Day: a present-giving holiday on or around December 30th annually
  • Like: means you are infatuated with someone and is a higher level of liking than the word infatuated
  • Memu, moogie: Miles Quinnell
  • Mofe: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't; short for motherfucker (via mofo)
  • Mr. Bob Sprite: a hell of a guy (starts clapping, everyone joins in)
  • Nickelback: the root of all evil
  • Nix: Nikki A
  • Nuge: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't, but is more insulting than these other terms
  • Nut: anyone who does something strange or funny or stupid or whatever, seems like an insult, but isn't
  • Openoke: a combination of open mic and karaoke
  • Or is it?/or are you?: the only proper response to any statement of truth for which you have no further response
  • Or so the Germans would have you believe: the only proper response to a factual statement for which you have no further response
  • Osakas: unborn twins
  • Peepy, peepsty: Jack Quinnell
  • Phrase: word +1
  • Ploushka: a child
  • The Quad: Nix's house in Tallahassee, center of our shenanigans
  • Racist: something that is not racist
  • The response: it always goes in this order... 1) person A says "x", 2) person B says "your face is an x," 3) person A says "your butt is an x", 4) person B says "your mom is an x," 5) person A says "your mom's butt is an x," 6) person A wins and the conversation is over (NOTE: replace x with any interesting noun or other word the person says)
  • Schmee: 1) one of the female archetypes, 2) a combination between a fwee and a schmoo, 3) Hillary
  • Schmoo: 1) one of the female archetypes, 2) a woman possessing one or more of the following qualities: pretty but not cute, tall, bouncy but not in a bubbly way, sings a lot, sarcastic, dry, alternative, into Joanna Newsome, has tattoos and/or piercings, creates art, more hippie/hipster than a fwee, but not a hippie or hipster 3) a shapeshifting animated character from Lil Abner and other cartoons, 4) Ashley J
  • See you soon: a standard, if hopeful, farewell
  • Sheldon: a car owned by Nix, really named Otis
  • Sexist: something that is not sexist
  • Sniglet: a made up word that is used to describe something for which there exists no current name (this is a real thing from the 1980s, I didn't make it up)
  • Sodaaa!!!: an exclamation meaning it's really time to get started on the partying
  • So's your face: the only proper response to any positive thing that someone says that you have nothing else to say about
  • The sounds of the gang: There are four, they are...
  • Spooky: The Spooky Empire horror convention in Orlando, a favorite of many members of the Gang
  • That'd be a good band name: seriously, it would. Write it on the wall
  • Uh!: an exclamation of excitement and/or hornyness
  • White: a word that, when said by a white person, is always racist
  • The Wobble: the best dance ever, obviously
  • Word: an appropriate universal positive response