Lyrics

"Rex" songs are fun, funny and filled with pop culture references. May or may not have a bigger point. May have content that is less literal and for the purposes of having a good time. May also be personal songs about my life.

"Professor" songs teach a lesson and have political and social commentary. Chances are they are also mostly fun, funny and filled with pop culture references. May have content that is less literal and for the purposes of making a point.

Original Songs (114 total)

Lyrics Recorded PerformedFinalizedAbandonedSide Album Footnotes Bandcamp Reverb Nation Soundcloud
Acronymity No No No No Rex
Against the 80s Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
All My Neighbors Went to Afroman Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
All You Know Yes No Yes No Rex Cigarette Burns Link Link Link
Alter Ego Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
American Dream Yes Yes Yes No Professor Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
The Answer Yes No Yes No Professor Cigarette Burns Link Link No
Asymmetrical Dichotomy Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Autobiography of the T Yes No No No Rex Core Nerd II Link Link Link
B-Bad B-Boy Yes Yes No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
Bang Yes No No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
The Best You Can Do Yes No No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
The Best You Can Do (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Better Yes No Yes Yes Rex Planet Sara(h) Link No No
Big Yes Yes No No Rex Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Bling Yes No No No Rex Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Bombs Over Gaza Yes No Yes No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Bonnaroo 2014 Yes No No No Rex N/A Link No No
Buffalo Yes No No No Rex Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Can't Get Into Heaven Yes No No No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Cellophane Yes No Yes No Rex Cigarette Burns Link Link No
Charlie Sheen Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Charlie Sheen (New Sheriff Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Core Nerd: The Ablum Link
Countdown No No No No Rex
The Cussing Song Yes No No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link Link
Delusions Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Didactic Yes Yes No No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Disco No No No No Rex
Disco (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Edward Cocaine Yes Yes No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Executive Action Yes No Yes No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Feces Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Fetuscake No No No No Rex
50 Shots - Campaign Song Yes No No Yes Rex N/A No No No
Free Chelsea Manning No No No No Professor
Friends Yes No No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Friends (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Fuck the Radio Yes Yes No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link Link
Fuck the Radio (Fuck A Melody Version) Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd: The Ablum Link
Fuck the X-Men Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd: The Ablum
Fuck War Yes No No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link
Fuck Yeah Yes No Yes No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Galileo Dropped An Orange Yes No Yes No Rex Core Nerd: The Ablum Link
Go Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
God Hates Flags Yes No No No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
God Part III Yes No No No Professor Beatlesongs Link No No
Highway 19 No No No No Professor
Hillary - Goth Version Yes No No Yes Rex N/A
Hillary - Pop Version Yes No No Yes Rex N/A
Horror Show Yes Yes No No Rex Punk Rap Link Link
I Can Yes No No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
I Make History No No No No Professor
I Should Have Been A Skate Punk No No No No Rex
I Was There No No No No Professor
I Was There (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes Yes No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
I Will Go Quietly Yes Yes No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link Link
Izdashit Yes Yes Yes No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Knock That Shit Down Yes Yes No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link Link Link
Lame No No No No Rex
Leather Teeth Yes Yes No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
The Lesson No Yes No No Professor Core Nerd Punk Rap Link
The Lesson (Cowbell Mix) Yes Yes Yes No Professor Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Liquid Thunder Yes Yes No No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Losing My Head Yes No No No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Lyrical Collage Intro Yes No Yes No Professor Lyrical Collage Link No No
Madame President Yes No Yes No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Meant to Be Yes No Yes No Professor Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Meat Fog No No No No Rex
Miss Teen South Carolina No No No No Rex
The Mountain Song Yes No No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
Music Sounds Yes No No Yes Rex N/A No No No
My Music No No No No Rex
No Yes No Yes No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
No Means No Yes No No No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
No More Battle Raps No No No No Rex
No Such Thing Yes No No No Professor The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
No Such Thing (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Old School No No No No Rex
The Phlebotomy Yes Yes No No Rex The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Plan B Yes No No No Professor The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Planet Sara(h) Yes No No Yes Rex Planet Sara(h) Link No No
PMRC Yes No Yes No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Politricks No No No No Professor
Post-Modern Man Yes No No No Professor The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Rap Flow Yes No No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
Rebels Yes Yes No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link Link
Red Line of Death No No No No
Revolution Yes No No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link Link
R-E-X Yes Yes No No Rex Surf Rap Link
Shut the Fuck Up Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Silly No No No No Rex
63 Cents Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Slam the Door Yes Yes No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
Slave Yes Yes Yes No Professor Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
Song For A No No No Yes Rex N/A No No No
Spin Cycle Yes No No No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Strike Yes Yes No No Professor Punk Rap Link Link Link
Subject-Object Yes No No No Rex Punk Rap Link Link Link
Tallanasty Yes No No No Rex A Sheep In Wolves' Clothing Link
The Tao of Fucking With People No No No No Professor
The Tao of Fucking With People (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes Yes No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Taxachusetts Yes No Yes No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
True American Yes No Yes No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Truth Yes Yes No No Rex Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Tweet That No No No No Professor
Twisted Yes Yes No No Rex Core Nerd Link Link Link Link
21 Guns Yes No No No Professor Core Nerd II Link Link Link
Upsetter Yes Yes No No Professor Core Nerd Link Link Link No
Walking Away No Yes No No Rex
Wesley Willis Yes No No No Rex Core Nerd: The Ablum Link
What Me Worry No No No No Professor
What Me Worry (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes Yes No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
What's Worse Yes No No No Professor The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link
Who You Wanna Yes No No No Rex My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
Whoa! No No No No Rex
Whoa! (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Women No No No No Professor
Women (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Words As Weapons No No No No Rex
Words As Weapons (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Wrong No No No No Professor
WTF PT 2 No No No No Rex
Yes No No No No Professor
Yes (Spoken Word Version) Yes Yes No No Professor Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Yet Another Song About Weed No No No No Rex
You No No No No Rex
You (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
You Are Not What You Wear Yes No No No Professor My Band Should Be Your Life Link Link
You Too No No No No Rex
You Too (Spoken Word Version) Yes No Yes No Rex Talking Loud and Saying Something Link No No
Zero Tolerance Yes No No No Professor The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The 41-Year-Old Version Link

Lyrical Collage (18 total)

LyricsRecordedPerformedFinalizedAbandonedAlbumFootnotesBandcampReverb Nation
54NoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
AltNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
BiterNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
BubblegumNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
ChickenYesYesYesNoCore Nerd III mixtape LinkLink
Clowns Aren't Funny But This Song IsNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
D2D2NoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
DancehallNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
Doo WopNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
ElementsNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
HairNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
I Hate Country MusicNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
Ne Jazz PasNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
OiYesNoNoNoLyrical Collage mixtapeFootnotesLinkLink
Paper, ScissorsNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
Pissing on R KellyNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
Repetition, RepetitionNoNoNoNoLyrical Collage
Top 40YesYesNoNoCore Nerd II mixtapeFootnotesLinkLink

Cover Songs or Alternate Versions (90 total)

LyricsRecordedPerformedFinalizedAbandonedAlbumBandcamp
3005YesYesNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
6 Foot 7 FootYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
A Man Who Lived in LeedsNoNoNoNo
All DayNoYesNoNo
Aerosol CanYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
AnythingYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
April 26, 1992YesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
Backseat FreestyleYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Banned in the USAYesNoNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
Because I Got HighYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
BezerkNoYesNoNo
Black SkinheadYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
BOBYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
BonfireYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Boss Ass BitchYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Boyz-N-tha-ComptonNoYesNoNo
Brass MonkeyYesYesNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
Bring the NoiseYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Bust A MoveYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Children's StoryYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Children's Story (Hanging Chad Version)YesYesNoNoCore Nerd: The AblumLink
Christmas in HollisYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Close EdgeYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Collard GreensYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
CowboyYesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
CREAMYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Desmond and MollyYesNoYesNoBeatlesongs EPLink
The DistanceYesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
DownerYesNoNoNoMy Band Should Be Your LifeLink
Drones Over BrooklynYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Fastest RhymeYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Fire Water BurnYesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
FortunateYesNoYesYes200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Fuck Tha PoliceYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Gin and JuiceYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Give It AwayYesYesYesNoAlmost Hip HopLink
Grown UpYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Heaven Is A HalfpipeYesYesYesNoAlmost Hip HopLink
Hip HopYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
The Humpty DanceYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
HypnotizeYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
I Love CollegeYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
I Love the Old KQYesNoYesNoA Sheep In Wolves' ClothingLink
I Wonder If Heaven Got A GhettoYesYesNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
Ice Ice BabyYesYesYesYes200 Covers, Volume 1Link
If I HadYesNoNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 10Link
Ill Mind of Hopsin 4YesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
InhalantsNoNoNoNo
It Takes TwoYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
It's Funky EnoughYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Just a FriendYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Loser (Song)YesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
Lost OnesYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Lost QueenYesYesNoYesPlanet Sara(h) EPLink
Lucy in the SkyNoNoNoNoBeatlesongs EP|| ||
Mama Said Knock You OutYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Me So HornyYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Microphone FiendYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Modern ManNoNoNoNo
My HooptieYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Netflix PartyYesYesNoNo
Never Went To ChurchYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
New Jack HustlerYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
New SlavesNoYesNoNo
NosetalgiaYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Nuthin But A G ThangYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
NY State of MindYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
On PointYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
OtisYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
OutroYesNoYesNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Paper PlanesYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
Parents Just Don't UnderstandYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Paul RevereYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Plug TuninYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 3Link
PreludeYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Pussy ControlYesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
Rap GodYesYesNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
Rappin DukeYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Rebirth of SlickYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Renegades of FunkYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
Rhymin and StealinYesNoNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 10Link
Sensitive Guys Don't Go Home AloneNoNoNoNo
Sometimes I Rhyme SlowYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
StanYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Started From the BottomYesYesYesYes200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Straight Outta ComptonYesYesNoNo25 Cover Songs, Volume 9Link
Thou Shalt Always Kill, American VersionNoYesNoNo
Thugz MansionYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Top BillinYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
TV PartyYesYesNoNoAlmost Hip HopLink
TwinzYesYesNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
White LinesYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 1Link
Wild ThingYesYesYesNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link
WomynYesNoNoNo200 Covers, Volume 2Link