Plan B

Plan A is invade Afghanistan
If that doesn't work, blame Saddam
Plan B is invade Iraq next
Check 'em all off till their ain't none left
Plan A is drill baby drill
Here a drill, there a shill, till we get our fill
Plan B is lie about the oil spill
We're all really sorry up on Capitol Hill

Plan A is a fiscal bluff
Blame the president while we're sitting on our duffs
Plan B: gays, terror, welfare checks
Quick, quick, quick change the subject
Plan A use cheap workers and slaves
Plan B use prison industrial labor
Just lock 'em all up for weed
When plans A and B fail, no plan C

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons

Plan A cut the size of government
No one will ask where their services went
Plan B budget cuts cuts cuts
The only people who care are fucking nuts
Plan A is shaming all the sluts
No sex, no choice, no Plan B
Plan B all-male congressional panel
Women ain't nothing but broodmare cattle

Plan A cut the social safety net
Don't care if skin is black or backs are wet
Plan B say they're illegals, crooks and thugs
They can't have food, they're all on drugs
Plan A hope that the storm don't hit
Wait long enough the people forget
Plan B is blame it on the rain
When plans A and B bomb, do 'em again

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons

Plan A cut Social Security and Medicare
Say those earned benefits are totally unfair
Plan B say they're killing small biz
What's mine is mine, it ain't his
Plan A corporations pay no taxes
Increased profits, workers get axes
Plan B labor unions should die
"Big labor bosses crush the little guy"

Plan A jobs bill that creates no jobs
Not our fault, they're all lazy slobs
Plan B cut unemployment checks
Who needs medicine, it's just a fix
Plan A is cut taxes and cut taxes
It doesn't even matter if the economy crashes
Plan B is do it all the same
When plans A and B fail, play the blame game

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons

Intellectually bankrupt, no new thoughts
Totally dishonest, the same old plot
Pretend that the past did not happen
Lies and cash, your only weapons