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There's no such thing as...
ESP, telepathy, EVP, palmistry, homeopathy, banshee, yeti, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, destiny, Illuminati
No remote viewing, channeling, automatic writing, fortune telling, brainwashing, pentagram, talisman (it's bullshit)
No telekinesis, pyrokinesis, psychokinesis, out of body experience, Santa Claus, haunted houses, curses
No astral projection, precognition, teleportation, levitation, past life regression, spontaneous combustion (it's bullshit)
No demons, possession, reincarnation, auras, karma, stigmata, chupacabra, sixth sense, seance
No Loch Ness monster, vampires, mind control, anal probes, aliens, miracles, angels, time travel (it's bullshit)

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No luck, magick, psychics, Mind Freaks, biofeedback, macrobiotics, cryonics, chiropractic, Dianetics
No Ouija board, tarot cards, John Edward, dowsing rods, tea leaves, aroma therapy, herbal remedies (placebo)
No reflexology, numerology, phrenology, psychic surgery, cellular memory, alchemy, astrology, scientology
No pig entrails, victim souls, crystals, colloidal minerals, spells, crystal skulls, Roswell, Bermuda Triangle (it's bullshit)
No runes, charms, mediums, mesmerism, biorhythm, exorcism, ghosts, occult, metalists, Atlantis
No prophets, Nostradamus, oracles, crop circles, trepanation, cold fusion, Area 51, intelligent design (it's bullshit)

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