I Should Have Been A Skate Punk

K: Hey, Danny?
D: Yeah?
K: When I look back upon my misspent youth
I should've misspent a whole lot more
D: Explain.
K: Well, I wasted a whole lot of my time in the garage, playing Dungeons and Dragons and reading X-Men comics and listening to Kiss
D: Julia, are we going to get sued over this one?
J: Yes
D: I thought so
K: And to think, I could have spent all that time writing songs in a punk rap band...
D: That'd never work
K: Or backpacking across Europe or surfing the Banzai pipeline or...or...
D: Or?
K: I should've been a skate punk.

All:
I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

K: Hey, Maria?
M: Yeah?
K: You want to know the real reason for the fall of communism?
M: Ummm...sure?
D: This should be interesting.
K: I mean Ivory Tower scholars go on and on ad nauseum about failed ideologies and bankrupt economic systems and totalitarian dystopian societies and all that. I mean, Gordon Wood theorized that...
M: Please, don't!
K: Well, all those nerds were right about one thing.
M: What?
K: Communism fell...because of scarcity
M: Scarcity?
K: Yeah, they didn't have any skate parks.

All:
I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

K: Hey, audience?
All: Yeah?
K: Do you know why they built the pyramids? Well I'll tell you.
D: Was it because those verts would make an awesome skate park?
W: I once did a sick 720 Gazelle Flip off of the backside of that Sphinx thingy.
M: 1, 2, 3!

All:
Today we still don't know why the pyramids stand
Why you asking us we're just a fucking band
Maria's just a woman and Danny's just a man
It's all part of some alien master plan

K: At least that's one theory
M: Experts disagree.
K: I'm no scientist
D: Aren't you a political scientist?
K: Yeah.

All:
I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

K: Hey, Will?
W: Oh, uh, what?
K: Nevermind

All:
I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

Skate! Skate! Skate! Skate!
Skate! Skate! Skate! Skate!