Banana Stand Rules
- The first rule of the Banana Stand is always talk about the Banana Stand. Tell fucking everybody.
- If this is your first time at the Banana Stand, you have to sing.
- Rule No. 2 is hereby repealed.
- No, I don't know what repealed means.
- If you find a Nicolas Cage or Aziz Ansari on the wall, give someone a shot.
- If you find a Hidden Mickey, give someone a Mickey's Malt Liquor.
- 42 means drink.
- If this is your first time at the Banana Stand, you must sign the quote wall. With your name.
- Don't be a dick. Or a douchebag.
- Gas, grass, or ass. Or food. Or alcohol.
- Never taunt the Banana Stand.
- Don't steal shit.
- It takes Dif'frent Strokes to enter the Banana Stand.
You must drink if:
- You say the numbers "42" or "37." After someone says "37," they must drink twice if someone responds "in a row?"
- You make a joke about there being "money in the Banana Stand."
- You ask what "fwee" means.